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While looks are not all that important to me, there is always chemistry and I recognize that. Probably even more important to guys, and I recognize that, too. You're straightforward and honest and looking for the same thing. You're stable and dependable, but funny, a little sarcastic.

You like ideas and live the life of the mind without being a humorless wonk. You're happy, just in general. You're educated. You have a successful career that required a degree or some extraordinary skill and you are probably wicked smart and looking for a partner who is similar. While I have absolutely nothing against over-the-road-truck drivers and fry chefs at 's, we likely have little in common. While I find Leonard and 's relationship charming, as does most of America, the reality for me is that I completely do not understand how someone super-bright could be so attracted to someone who is so, well, not.

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If not, then you are cool with a potential partner having offspring. You're very likely to be over Dude, I'm Why very men come on to me at an alarming rate, I find unfathomable. Flattering, but mystifying. Mommy issues, much? I will not ride on the back of your motorcycle. If you have a motorcycle, you and I would probably not see eye-to-eye.

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Again, to each his own, but I've seen some gruesome accidents on motorcycles and I'd just as soon take all my with me into the second half of my life, thanks! You likely do not leave way the out in East. Who can maintain anything from a huge distance?

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That's just frustrating. If all you have to offer is your skills in the sack, then you will want someone who wants only that. I am not that woman. On the other hand, if you are ready for your intimate life to be over, even with a long-term partner, you are also searching for someone who is not me.

Guess what? People can and should be close in that way until they're wayyyy older than we are.

Hot Housewife in Alhambra Illinois

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